It's not a rubber balloon filled with water!
It's not a kids toy!
It's not a light bulb!
It looks like a rubber balloon. It feels like a rubber balloon, but it's not!
One of my chickens just laid an egg with no shell!
It's back to Chicken 101! Find the guilty party, correct the behaviour, or it's stew pot time!
I like my breakfast with a shell on it!