Once apon a time, there was a man with a very long name, so long that everyone called him "Bennie"
Now Bennie's mother was a very wise lady and told Bennie that he must never shave, or he would be immediately turned into an urn.
Well Bennie grew up to be a fine young man with a long flowing beard, and life was good to Bennie until one day he met the love of his life.
They instantly fell in love and again, life was good for Bennie.
The love of his life one day said " Bennie, I like you a lot, but I would like you better without the beard"
So, Bennie, forgetting his mother's warning, shaved off his beard and was immediately turned into an urn.
Now every story has a moral
" A Bennie shaved, is a Bennie urned"