Life On and Off an Acreage

In-sights into moving from an Acreage back to Town, plus a few things I find of interest.

Two things that horses are scared about:

1. Things that move
2. Things that don't move

October 1, 2015

Serious Crime!

This beautiful and ripe Spaghetti Squash was found dead at this location October 1. Neighbours appear to have heard no screams or shots. Be on alert and report any suspicious activity!

The Crime Scene 08:00 Oct.1, 2015

 Two suspects were noted at the scene. Miss Innocent was checked, but no odour of squash was detected.

Suspect #1  Daphne aka "Miss Innocent"

 The Stomach was also checked, but again no incriminating evidence was  seen.

Suspect #2 Brooklyn aka "The Stomach"

Rumours at the coffee shop indicate that a suspect known as "Nibbles" aka "that pesky  rabbit" may be the culprit. However, no evidence was found at the scene. This remains a possibility, but "Nibbles" has not been seen in this area lately. 

The investigation continues with clues likely to be found shortly in stool samples when taken. Seeds are not digested.

We will keep you posted on any future findings!


Texan said...

rofl .. oh dear.... well I guess time will tell on this one!

Sandra said...

I giggled all the way through this post, we have two innocents here to. but ours are avocados, not squash. to much avocado causes to much poo... been there done that. we have a not so innocent named Diablo.. maybe it was his cousin that got the squash

Michelle said...

*sigh* We poor gardeners cannot get a break! We had a groundhog scavenging our garden!

Gail said...

You know those two beautiful babies would not even think about eating this!

peihome said...

Ooh, how heinous! A friend's dog steals the peaches off the tree! Lol.

Alica said...

Ha ha...poor falsely accused innocents! :)

Jo-Anne's Ramblings said...

Such looks that dare you to prove they did it