When you’re retired:

1. How do you know when to take a day off?
2. When the Boss is a no good, mean, type of guy, is that really you?
3. Never keep a written list! The honey- do list should be kept flexible, and when nagged, the item goes automatically to the bottom.
4. A man can only drink so much coffee!
5. Try to find new friends. The old ones have heard all your stories before.
6. Full contact shuffle board is not allowed.
7. A good story can go on forever. It passes the time.
8. You have all the time to do the things that you never really wanted to do in the first place.
9. Fishing becomes work.
10. Inflation is inversely proportional to your remaining income.
11. What has to be done, doesn’t really.
12. “Why are you sitting there doing nothing? You did that yesterday”! “Yes, but I wasn’t finished.”
13. You finally have time to read “The Book”
Time is running out
Start now!