Life On and Off an Acreage

In-sights into moving from an Acreage back to Town, plus a few things I find of interest.

Two things that horses are scared about:


1. Things that move
2. Things that don't move




Old enough to be eccentric, but not rich enough
Showing posts with label Operation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Operation. Show all posts

June 8, 2014

Tomorrow's the Day!

After two weeks, the staples come out! No more itching, No more pulling.
The two weeks have gone by fairly fast. I learned several things
1. When they say no lifting, they mean no lifting.
2. Sleeping is good for healing.
3. You can only milk sympathy for so long!

Now I have two things to do before going to the Doctor tomorrow. I have to confirm that the girls I have contacted still want 8 1/2 pair of stainless Steel earrings.

I also have to stop by the Skateboard Park to see if I can win the trophy for the most body piercings!

Not Me!
I will take orders for earrings :-}

June 2, 2014

One Week After!

Things are going well! This old bod is now like a new one after L4/L5 Decompression surgery. If you want the details on what they do, Google L4/L5 Decompression surgery

Here is a picture of before (verbal). I was at the point of being unable to walk a block without my legs from the hips to my toes going to sleep. This "sleep" meant that I could not feel my legs, where they were and where they were going. I could not stand for the same reasons..my legs went to sleep! Getting up and sitting down required some planning. I was walking bent over and watched my feet a lot.  Walks with the dogs, or anybody was a non-fun event.

The University of Alberta Hospital was fantastic in the run up on what to expect, the interviews with the Surgeon, Anesthesiologist, and Floor Nurse. Some of the downsides were not too good, but at a very low probability. I went in knowing what to expect, with no surprises. Well, there was a surprise, but more on that later.

A team of 6 worked on me.  I suspect my back had complications as the surgery  went 7 hours instead of the planned 4. It didn't matter to me! Man, was I out!

They had me up the same day with no problems. Well, there was a problem, because I felt so good, I, my I.V and Hemivac went cruising the halls before getting caught by the nurses and shipped back. I was already more stable then pre op. Besides, they said walking was good for me, they just never said that they wanted to come along!

Days one and 2, I still had a lot of meds in my body and slept a lot.

I have seen ghosts though! When I closed my eyes, my brain switched to scenery that lived. People moved. I could follow them with my eyes (lids closed) or by moving my head. When i opened my eyes, I was back in the recovery room with the same old_same -old. I played with this phenomenon for two days before it went away permanently. I didn't recognize the location or people but they looked like an early 1800's scenario. It was as real as sitting in an IMAX Theatre and reaching out trying to touch a Monkey from Madagascar. It was right there, in living, colour 3D.

OK, after a week, I am walking around with no numbness, no back pain. I can even feel the pebbles under my running shoes and the rug under my socks. I am standing and walking straight up, what I would call normal.

A bonus was about 8 pounds loss in weight, which I need to do.

Now, does any body want 8 pair  (plus spare) set of stainless steel ear rings? I will have them available June 8 when they take the staples out. Wow, are they starting to itch!

The big surprise is just how good I feel!

May 30, 2014

Sorry, No Pictures, It's a little Gross!

I'm back from the city and the operation! Everything went well (so they tell me). The 4 hour operation took 7 hours required 16 staples and 1 stitch plus a drain tube. (Told you it could be gross!) Anyway, I'm back at home walking around and generally doing well. I hope to get back out with the camera this weekend

Unfortunately, they did not give me back the lost height, but I can live being shorter. For all you gals that have had an epi, my sympathies. Does a tear in the nerve sheaf ever cause a headache!