Life On and Off an Acreage

In-sights into moving from an Acreage back to Town, plus a few things I find of interest.

Two things that horses are scared about:

1. Things that move
2. Things that don't move

February 27, 2016

Most Probably Right!

  Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!"
One day, Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that
her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks,and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire
teaching career. The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved
out of Brampton, and relocated to Newmarket . 

    Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly
advised her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Canada who could perform the operation and
he was located at the Newmarket Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was
successful.

    When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but
could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor
was shocked, wondering what could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly.Then he  turned around and saw our friend 
Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

    If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for
Justin Trudeau. 

1 comment:

Gail said...

Tyrone may have held a grudge.